Novus Bloggo Seclorum!
Welcome to the inaugural post of NWO Disinfo!
With the recent uptick in mainstream conspiracism, my overlords in the upper echelons of the Bilderberg Group have expressed some concern that our plot to institute a New World Order will soon be discovered by the masses. Though I once held a middle-management post in the NWO’s psy-ops division, a trifling mistake on my part caused a rather sharp reduction in rank. My hopes of a comfortable retirement in a depopulated Earth shattered, I have been dispatched to this blog as a front-line psyber-ops soldier.
My mission: to combat dangerous conspiratorial thinking with the best weapons at the Illuminati’s disposal – science, skepticism, and critical thinking. I debunk without mercy, and I snark without quarter.
If I pull this off, it won’t be long before I’m back in my old position. I’ve already started thinking of new ways to pass hidden messages to paranoid schizophrenics through TV ads. Wish me luck!