One of the more popular conspiracy theories to come out of the 2008 US election (and good lord have there been a lot) has been the idea that a community organizing group by the name of ACORN (Association of Community Organizers for Reform Now) rigged the election for the Democrats via massive voter fraud and/or using malt liquor and cigarettes to bribe black people BUMS AND THUGS OF INDETERMINATE ETHNIC ORIGIN into voting for Obama on election day.
Hmmm – the stock market isn’t doing so well, but I might consider purchasing stock in the companies that sell Old English 40 ounce malt liquor, Newport cigarettes, and Kool cigarettes. They are probably making a killing during the election season, with ACORN getting bulk shipments to bribe bums and thugs to vote.
Now they’re being implicated as some kind of urban Gestapo, answerable only to the President, bent on destroying America by rigging the census so that Americans can be put into internment camps.